I Like Watches With Dates Short Sleeve T-Shirt
€32.00
The easiest way to signal you're a part of the "cool kids" on a watch message board or in a comments section is to state "I wish this didn't have a date window" when a new release is announced.
In fact, the less thought you put into it, and the faster you can post it, the better. Forget anything else good about the watch, because if you want to be cool, this has to become reflexive: new watch comes out with a date window, you type "I wish this didn't have a date window".
Boom, you're now a Cool Watch Kid.
But you know how sometimes the cool, popular kid at school isn't always the smartest?
This is sort of like that.
The most well known watch brands like Omega, Rolex, Longines, Hamilton and Breitling have been around for over a century, so when they do something - like add a date window - you have to think some thought went into that decision.
But sure, you have more insight than they do as to what sells and, 100% for sure, if they DO release a no-date version, you'll be the first to buy it; I'll take your word for it, random-cool-kid-watch-commenter-person.
Ok...
And to top it off, a watch is supposed to tell time, that's its most basic use.
Hear me out here...
What if having a date was also...
Useful?
And yes, I already know what you're going to say.
"BuT thE DIal SYmMeTrY!!1!1!!!".
Don't say that, that shit is cringe.
If you really want to be cool, you have to be an outlier. If you really want to command attention at the next watch meetup, this is the shirt for you.
Some people may hate you, some people may love you, but either way, people will want to talk to you.
And hey, consider this: the watch hobby becomes that much cheaper when neither the Omega Speedmaster nor the Rolex Daytona hold any interest without a date window.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
In fact, the less thought you put into it, and the faster you can post it, the better. Forget anything else good about the watch, because if you want to be cool, this has to become reflexive: new watch comes out with a date window, you type "I wish this didn't have a date window".
Boom, you're now a Cool Watch Kid.
But you know how sometimes the cool, popular kid at school isn't always the smartest?
This is sort of like that.
The most well known watch brands like Omega, Rolex, Longines, Hamilton and Breitling have been around for over a century, so when they do something - like add a date window - you have to think some thought went into that decision.
But sure, you have more insight than they do as to what sells and, 100% for sure, if they DO release a no-date version, you'll be the first to buy it; I'll take your word for it, random-cool-kid-watch-commenter-person.
Ok...
And to top it off, a watch is supposed to tell time, that's its most basic use.
Hear me out here...
What if having a date was also...
Useful?
And yes, I already know what you're going to say.
"BuT thE DIal SYmMeTrY!!1!1!!!".
Don't say that, that shit is cringe.
If you really want to be cool, you have to be an outlier. If you really want to command attention at the next watch meetup, this is the shirt for you.
Some people may hate you, some people may love you, but either way, people will want to talk to you.
And hey, consider this: the watch hobby becomes that much cheaper when neither the Omega Speedmaster nor the Rolex Daytona hold any interest without a date window.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
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The easiest way to signal you're a part of the "cool kids" on a watch message board or in a comments section is to state "I wish this didn't have a date window" when a new release is announced.
In fact, the less thought you put into it, and the faster you can post it, the better. Forget anything else good about the watch, because if you want to be cool, this has to become reflexive: new watch comes out with a date window, you type "I wish this didn't have a date window".
Boom, you're now a Cool Watch Kid.
But you know how sometimes the cool, popular kid at school isn't always the smartest?
This is sort of like that.
The most well known watch brands like Omega, Rolex, Longines, Hamilton and Breitling have been around for over a century, so when they do something - like add a date window - you have to think some thought went into that decision.
But sure, you have more insight than they do as to what sells and, 100% for sure, if they DO release a no-date version, you'll be the first to buy it; I'll take your word for it, random-cool-kid-watch-commenter-person.
Ok...
And to top it off, a watch is supposed to tell time, that's its most basic use.
Hear me out here...
What if having a date was also...
Useful?
And yes, I already know what you're going to say.
"BuT thE DIal SYmMeTrY!!1!1!!!".
Don't say that, that shit is cringe.
If you really want to be cool, you have to be an outlier. If you really want to command attention at the next watch meetup, this is the shirt for you.
Some people may hate you, some people may love you, but either way, people will want to talk to you.
And hey, consider this: the watch hobby becomes that much cheaper when neither the Omega Speedmaster nor the Rolex Daytona hold any interest without a date window.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
In fact, the less thought you put into it, and the faster you can post it, the better. Forget anything else good about the watch, because if you want to be cool, this has to become reflexive: new watch comes out with a date window, you type "I wish this didn't have a date window".
Boom, you're now a Cool Watch Kid.
But you know how sometimes the cool, popular kid at school isn't always the smartest?
This is sort of like that.
The most well known watch brands like Omega, Rolex, Longines, Hamilton and Breitling have been around for over a century, so when they do something - like add a date window - you have to think some thought went into that decision.
But sure, you have more insight than they do as to what sells and, 100% for sure, if they DO release a no-date version, you'll be the first to buy it; I'll take your word for it, random-cool-kid-watch-commenter-person.
Ok...
And to top it off, a watch is supposed to tell time, that's its most basic use.
Hear me out here...
What if having a date was also...
Useful?
And yes, I already know what you're going to say.
"BuT thE DIal SYmMeTrY!!1!1!!!".
Don't say that, that shit is cringe.
If you really want to be cool, you have to be an outlier. If you really want to command attention at the next watch meetup, this is the shirt for you.
Some people may hate you, some people may love you, but either way, people will want to talk to you.
And hey, consider this: the watch hobby becomes that much cheaper when neither the Omega Speedmaster nor the Rolex Daytona hold any interest without a date window.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
The easiest way to signal you're a part of the "cool kids" on a watch message board or in a comments section is to state "I wish this didn't have a date window" when a new release is announced.
In fact, the less thought you put into it, and the faster you can post it, the better. Forget anything else good about the watch, because if you want to be cool, this has to become reflexive: new watch comes out with a date window, you type "I wish this didn't have a date window".
Boom, you're now a Cool Watch Kid.
But you know how sometimes the cool, popular kid at school isn't always the smartest?
This is sort of like that.
The most well known watch brands like Omega, Rolex, Longines, Hamilton and Breitling have been around for over a century, so when they do something - like add a date window - you have to think some thought went into that decision.
But sure, you have more insight than they do as to what sells and, 100% for sure, if they DO release a no-date version, you'll be the first to buy it; I'll take your word for it, random-cool-kid-watch-commenter-person.
Ok...
And to top it off, a watch is supposed to tell time, that's its most basic use.
Hear me out here...
What if having a date was also...
Useful?
And yes, I already know what you're going to say.
"BuT thE DIal SYmMeTrY!!1!1!!!".
Don't say that, that shit is cringe.
If you really want to be cool, you have to be an outlier. If you really want to command attention at the next watch meetup, this is the shirt for you.
Some people may hate you, some people may love you, but either way, people will want to talk to you.
And hey, consider this: the watch hobby becomes that much cheaper when neither the Omega Speedmaster nor the Rolex Daytona hold any interest without a date window.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
In fact, the less thought you put into it, and the faster you can post it, the better. Forget anything else good about the watch, because if you want to be cool, this has to become reflexive: new watch comes out with a date window, you type "I wish this didn't have a date window".
Boom, you're now a Cool Watch Kid.
But you know how sometimes the cool, popular kid at school isn't always the smartest?
This is sort of like that.
The most well known watch brands like Omega, Rolex, Longines, Hamilton and Breitling have been around for over a century, so when they do something - like add a date window - you have to think some thought went into that decision.
But sure, you have more insight than they do as to what sells and, 100% for sure, if they DO release a no-date version, you'll be the first to buy it; I'll take your word for it, random-cool-kid-watch-commenter-person.
Ok...
And to top it off, a watch is supposed to tell time, that's its most basic use.
Hear me out here...
What if having a date was also...
Useful?
And yes, I already know what you're going to say.
"BuT thE DIal SYmMeTrY!!1!1!!!".
Don't say that, that shit is cringe.
If you really want to be cool, you have to be an outlier. If you really want to command attention at the next watch meetup, this is the shirt for you.
Some people may hate you, some people may love you, but either way, people will want to talk to you.
And hey, consider this: the watch hobby becomes that much cheaper when neither the Omega Speedmaster nor the Rolex Daytona hold any interest without a date window.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk